Another Rant

Remember how I told you that I hate Gold's Gym. Well I do. And about a week ago I got this letter in the mail from their billing company:

URGENT! This account has been assigned to the Paramount Collections Department. Please be advised that we are committed to making whatever efforts are necessary and proper to effect collection. The balance indicated is now due. We are receptive to any reasonable arrangement but we must have your cooperation. We shall expect the total balance due or a phone call at once.

Balance Due: $0.00

Really? Well that's embarrassing.